Cancelled Activities

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have been forced to cancel the Extreme Knitting club. The members have all been relocated to a nearby knitting factory, where they will be working on a top-secret project codenamed "Operation: Warm Hug

Reason for cancellation: The members' excessive use of glitter in their creations caused a chain reaction that threatened to engulf the entire city in a sea of sparkly chaos.

If you're looking for a new hobby, consider visiting our sister site Extreme Biking for the thrill of riding tiny bicycles through a field of sharp rocks.